...Or, Maybe He Was Just Tired of Your Silly Ass!
From the "Some-people-don't-need-to-breed" column: Coming back from grabbing lunch, I was standing in the lobby of my building waiting for the elevator, and I overheard the following conversation. I knew it was going to be classic, so I taped part of it with the voice recorder on my phone:
True, true!
And that leads me to my question, which is: Did Woman 1 break up with the male antagonist because he was such a loser? Or, more likely, did he tire of dealing with such a vacuous clown of a woman?
What Woman 2 should have said is: "If you don't care for him anymore, and he was such a loser, and you're happy to be rid of him, why are you hating on your friend for taking your 'leftovers? He could have been horrible, but... or, or maybe...'"
Woman 1 (the proverbial dumb valley girl blonde) : ...Yeah, so she thought I could still be her best friend...The look on the second woman's face the whole time was classic! As if to say, "you're an idiot...Why are you even talking about this?!"
Woman 2 (her somewhat dumbfounded friend): <giggle> well...so why are you not friends anymore?
W1: Well, she married my former boyfriend...
W2: Oh, so she thought that was OK? Wait, how long ago did you break up?
W1: Oh, it's been like two years or something, but wait she, like, had a nervous breakdown when I told her we couldn't be friends anymore, and I was like, like, no we can't.
W2 nods her head (as if to say, yeah, you're reallllly dumb).
-- Everyone enters the elevator --
W2: So how long had you been dating before you broke up?
W1: Well, it was only like three, four months,
W2: Well...
W1 (interrupting): It's like the point...I mean, its been a while, and like, I've moved on y'know? And it's been about two years, but you know, we talked about how horrible he was, and how dumb he was, but still how could she do that?
W1: I feel like I got the better end of the deal, but she could have had the better end of the deal too, but instead she decided that she had to go for my former boyfriend....I mean what a bitch, you know...
-- Women exit --
True, true!
And that leads me to my question, which is: Did Woman 1 break up with the male antagonist because he was such a loser? Or, more likely, did he tire of dealing with such a vacuous clown of a woman?
What Woman 2 should have said is: "If you don't care for him anymore, and he was such a loser, and you're happy to be rid of him, why are you hating on your friend for taking your 'leftovers? He could have been horrible, but... or, or maybe...'"
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One woman's garbage is always another woman's treasure. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall, listening in on the guy who obviously moved on with his life, giving thanks to the God above that he won't be spending the next five to 50 dying a slow death in a tortuous marriage to woman #1 (sorry about the run-on sentence).
Some women need to get a life, it's as simple as that. Instead of worrying about the next woman, focus on tidying up your corner of the world! Also the world does not, I repeat, the world does not revolve around us, ladies!
Conversations like this is why I have an Ipod... Quentin Harris remix of Jill Scott's whatever soothes the pain...
@GirlyGirl72, that was the other thing, she was mad loud with hers. There were like 10 people waiting for the elevators, and they all were looking at her like "WTF?" It was hilarious. The Nokia E61i comes in very handy at moments like that, when you absolutely positively have to record some ignorant mess!
Tony, that's too funny. Foot-in-mouth disease...we need to find a cure...But then what would you have to blog about? :-)
You got that hot mess on tape! Dumbasses.