The Daily Word: Heard Around the Office

"The next time I hear a white person

singing 'Redemption Song' by Bob Marley,

I'm kicking them in the f----ing mouth!!

When I was in college, I got so tired of seeing

guys with their dorm-room doors open, playing

acoustic guitar, and singing this song, tryin' to get chicks...


I'd be like 'Why are you even tryin' to be a yardie?!'


And then one time I even went to Paris man, and there were

some Americans with a few Euros and a bottle of wine on the steps

of this really big church, I forget which one, and some white guy with

blond dreads was singing that song...

I knew then... "